Monday, February 9, 2009

OMG! Am I one of THOSE people now?

I used to laugh at THOSE people. Now I totally get it! I apologize to all you quasi-upper-crust, over-caffinated yuppies. I was wrong.

POP QUIZ, HOTSHOT!!!

Here I am, working on this re-write that seems to be taking FOREVER. I decide to take a break. That's when I realize where I am. Here's skinny:

-It smells like French roast coffee, chocolate and cinnamon.

-I see two middle-aged women sipping coffee and having a conversation in Russian (probably about me, my slightly tilted fitted hat, black thermal and black shelltoe adidas!)

-There is a young couple on the couch across from me who just wrapped up a thrilling game of chess.

-To me left, there are 3 teenage Asian girls working on there homework. (One looks like she is on the verge of collapse, but she probably needs at least a 'C' on her next Chemistry test to have a chance of not having to take the class over, so she is pushing through it like a soldier).

-50's-era Rock and Roll, Bobby Darin or Buddy Holly, plays softly on the speakers.


Where am I?

Starbucks! And I am loving every minute of it! Oh, and PLEASE, just walk on by when you see me. Because I'm WAY to Hollywood to speak to you! =)


HIP HOP LYRIC OF THE DAY:
First I snatched the streets/then I snatched the charts/First I grabbed they ears/now I have they hearts

Jay-Z, 'Let Me Down'

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

LMAO....this is too cute! But I must say, it did take you longer than I expected to...become one of us. Welcome to the dark side!! Did you leave with this lingering smell of coffee on your clothes and on your papers? --deep breath in-- It's the best, most awesome, memorable, most nastiest smell ever.
-K